The Bitter Cup

Who are they to throw themselves into the Colbert fray? Even if they are defending him, and tearing a certain Washington Post writer a new cavity for searching, does anybody really want that kind of help?

Actually, I don't know a friggin' thing about socialism, since I slept through most of that class in college. No, I'm not proud of it, exactly, but there are things you should know about your Chief Blogger here in all fairness to you, the reader.

And since we all know socialism doesn't stand a chance in hell of making a comeback, I think we can safely agree that it's okay for me not to know anything about it. Case closed!